The Voice Of Cheese

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Cheese: Hello, teenage America,
My name is Suzy Creemcheese,
I'm Suzy Creemcheese because
I've never wron fake eyelashes
in my whole life
And I never made it on surfing set
And I never made it on beatnik set
And I couldn't cut the groupie set either
Actually I'm really fucked up in Europe.
From: David Thomas <>
  Actually, *I* really fucked up in Europe. Makes sense that way.
  To Album Refs
To Global Refs
( Hrrrrrrrrrr )
Now that I've done it all over and
Nobody else will accept me
come home to my Mothers
From: Vladimir Sovetov <>
  In accordance with book exerpt below the voice of Cheese seems to belong to Pamela Zarubica
From: (John V. Scialli)
  from "No Commercial Potential" (pp.92-93 of 1980 edition ) about Suzy Creamcheese
  "By the latter part of 1967, success seemed imminent. Zappa was in the forefront of the musical explosion, though he was not getting that much media exposure because radio stations refused to play his music over the air. At this time the Garrick closed. He took a brief respite and toured Europe. During June, Pamela Zarubica had returned from Europe. Frank had married Gail in the meantime. Gail was expecting, and at first Frank wanted Pam to stay with Gail to help her take care of the baby that was soon to be born. 'Frank called me and said that there was a great desire to see Suzy Creamcheese because the people in Europe couldn't imagine what kind of a chick to associate with the picture they had seen of these guys' she recalls. 'He said "I'm going to Europe and they want Suzy Creamcheese, you come and stay with Gail," and I said "Come and stay with Gail? I am Suzy Creamcheese and I'm going with you because if you take some asshole who doesn't know how to talk to the press [on the Mothers first promotional tour for *Freak Out*, Frank used another girl named Suzy Creamcheese who talked to promotional men at MGM throughout the country] that doesn't know how to talk to people, you're never going to talk to anybody, period."'
From: (Hanzo)
  This is part two of an interview in Melody Maker January fourth 1974 conducted by PATRICK and BARBARA SALVO transcribed by Hanzo for your reading pleasure.
  Q: What, who and where was Suzy Cream Cheese at?
  FZ: Suzy Cream Cheese was a girl named Jeannie Vassoir, and she was the voice thatăs on the -Freak Out- album; And the myth of Suzy Cream Cheese, the letter on the album which I wrote myself. There never really was a Suzy Cream Cheese. It was just a figment of my imagination until people started identifying with it heavily. It got to weird proportions in Europe, so that in 1967 when we did our first tour of Europe people were asking if Suzy Cream Cheese was along with us. So I procured the services of another girl named Pamela Zarubica who was hired to be the Suzy Cream Cheese of the European tour. And so she maintained the reputation of being Suzy Cream Cheese after 1967.
  The first one went someplace. We don't know where. She's back in town now, I saw her.

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