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 Penis Dimension

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M: Yes! and isn't it the truth?
And if you're a guy, one night you're
at a party and you're trying to be cool,
I mean, you aren't even wearing
any underwear your being so cool,
and somebody hits on you one night,
and looks you up and down and he says uh,

H: "Eight inches or less"

M: Well let me tell you, brother,
that's the time when you got to turn
around and look that son of a bitch right
between the eyes. And you got
to tell him these words:
From: Vladimir Sovetov <sova@kpbank.ru>
  In the movie this did not seque into philosophical _What Will This Evenig..._. Instead of this very mundane face of Ringo Starr aka Larry The Dwarf appeared on the screen to inform us all
"I stuff three pair of socks and a bar of beauty soap down
in front of my pants..."
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H: "Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her
quivering quim."

M: Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns.

H: "Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her
slithering slit." Ha ha ha!
From: Román <donlope@ono.com>
  I was just hearing _The World's Greatest Sinner_ soundtrack when I noticed that on a particular moment the narrator says, "Alonzo, the gardener..."
  And then, on "Penis Dimension" they say, "Manuel, the gardener..." and, "Gonzo, the lead guitar player..."
  Mmmh... coincidence? I think not.
  (Also the eternal question "Eight inches or less?" is the same question that the guy from Alabama asked Aynsley Dunbar in the pool scene from the _Uncle Meat_ movie.)
From: Biffyshrew@aol.com
  Manuel the Gardener was the character played by 200 Motels star(r) Ringo in the 1968 film _Candy_.
From: Vladimir Sovetov
  And probably the mother of all these gardeners was a character from Marquis De Sade infamous classic _The Bedroom Philosophers_ Augustin, the gardener.
  "Augustin?" asked Madame. "Exactly, yes, Augustin, whose member measures thirteen inches in length and has a circumference of eight and half inches".
  "Great heaven!" exclaimed Dolmance. "What a monster!"
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