Jewish Princess

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I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a
garlic aroma
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that could level Tacoma
From: (Jason M Arvey)
  I always figured that this person smelled SO bad that entire cities could be destroyed by the stench. Tacoma was chosen for the rhyme. ( And what a good rhyme it is, too.)
From: (Thomas Jeffery Bandla)
  Anyone familiar with Tacoma, WA, is also familiar with the "Tacoma Aroma". There are pulp mills here who's smell will, "make your head snap around".
From: (John V. Scialli)
  He's also referring to a mainstay of Jewish cuisine.
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I want a steamy little Jewish Princess
With over-worked gums,
who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a
Yemenite hole
From: (Charles Ulrich)
  It's just a reference to the vagina of a Jewish woman from Yemen.
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I want a darling little Jewish Princess
Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen
with a
pee-pee that's snappin'
All up inside
From: (Charles Ulrich)
  In addition to referring to urine or the process of urination, "pee-pee" can refer to a penis. Here it's obviously referring to a vagina.
  As I understand this line, Charles Ulrich is right the first time (that "pee-pee" refers to a penis), wrong the second (that in this case it means a vagina). Frank is referring to his OWN "pee-pee," which he hopes to place inside the Jewish Princess.
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A brazen little Jewish Princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
From: Bill Lantz <>
  The sound you get with suction induced pressure. You figure it out!
  An automotive condition in which heated gas causes pressure in the cylinders of an engine and prevents the pistons from moving, so a car that has been recently shut off will refuse to restart until it has cooled off. The equivalent event concerning portions of the human anatomy that function in a piston-like fashion is too horrible to contemplate.
From: (Phil Freshour)
  "Vapor lock" occurs in the fuel system of a gasoline engine, not in the cylinders. When an engine gets very hot, fuel in the fuel lines may vaporize. The fuel pump cannot pump vapors, so no fuel reaches the engine, and the engine does not start. When the engine cools, the fuel condenses into liquid again, and the engine runs normally.
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I want a dainty little Jewish Princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
  Anything special with 'em?-)
From: (Brian Zavitz)
  Frank is probably implying large legs here -- like BIG LEG EMMA!
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Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a
Princess who bites
From: Vladmir Sovetov
  BTW, always want to know why is she jewish? Just because curly yiddisher kops usually thought to be much more hotter than avereage shiksas?
  Here Frank's words from TRFZB p.225
  "The songs I write about woman are not gartuitous attacks on them, but statements of fact. The song Jewish Princess caused the Anti-Defamation League of the B'nai B'irth to complain bitterly and demand an apology. I did not apologize then and refuse to do so now because, unlike The Unicorns, such creatures *do exist* - and deserve to be commemorated with their special opus"
From: (Charles Ulrich)
  Or at least nasty, horny, hairy, steamy, darling, vicious, funky, brazen, dainty, fragile, arrogant-looking Jewish women with long phony nails, garlic aromas, brand new noses, titanic zits, and sand-blasted zits, who don't know shit about cooking. He's playing on existing stereotypes here, many of which have little to do with sexual activities, e.g. the brand new nose.
  Some Jewish people have noses of a shape that is not considered desirable. (So do some Sicilian-Greek-Arab-French-Neapolitan people.) These can be altered through plastic surgery, hence the brand new nose.

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