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CUCAMONGA YEARS

Letter From Jeepers (Zappa)

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Doris, get out your poison pen and take a letter. I have to write to Count
Dracula. You know he wrote me a letter of that sort . . .

Dear Count Dracula,
I am writing to you from Cucamonga . . . Ha-ha! Cucamonga? The weather is
lovely. The nausea of noon. The wind is always blowing and the sun never
shines. And it's rainy and damp four hundred days of the year.
I enjoyed the party very much. Especially the sumptuous feast you had
prepared. It was thrillling. From the first appetizers, the
'
Chicken Fried Grub Worms,' on through the dessert, ohhhh . . .
'Blood Pudding!' Oh, I love 'Blood Pudding!' Oh, yes!
It was a masterpiece of culinary skill.
  See more links to evil-doing and the art of cooking in Torture Never Stops
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Oh, the first one went down easy, but the second one was greasy!
Ho-ho-ho . . ! Oh, my . . . Oh, I'm getting carried away, because I . . .
I really must apologize for getting tipsy and singing.
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But I have always wanted to be the death of the party.
Uh,
when you hear the pellets drop, count ten, take a deep bleath . . .
  Were it some sort of regular sayings?

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